Friday, January 2, 2015

Say What Times Two!

Better late than never... we have been gathering post-it notes of super sweet/funny things our kids have said since, well... last February.  Many of these are out of order.  I just throw them in a pile and am typing them as I pull them out.  This "Say What?" post is special as T is full of funnies lately so her words will make many appearances.  I wish I could say that I write most of the funny things down, but I don't... but at least this captures a few of them.  Enjoy!!!


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This one shows that our son knows about the ancient world of VHS...

M: Can we rewind?
Me: No, it's live TV (some sport he wanted to watch again)
M: It's alive? Is it real people?
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T recently had a tummy bug.  She was talking to Grandma Kathy and I told her to tell about the morning.  I guess it does sort of describe what happened.  She also said that she coughed. 

T: I spilled. 
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Funny Lyrics:

M: Born the king of mangers  (From O Come All Ye Faithful)
M: Brown young virgin  (From Silent Night)
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The kids got a Daniel Tiger book for Christmas.  Mr. Roger's photo is on the back.

Brandon: Do you know who Mr. Rogers is?
M: Is he a football player?
T: (points to Mr. Rogers)  Is this Aaron Rodgers?
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Me: Do you want a bib on?
T: Yeah, else I get old? (yes, she asked it as a question)

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We went to a local football game with the kids.

M: Where is the blooper that flies over football games?

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T: moose have tail?
Brandon: Yep.
T: Just like me?
Brandon: No, you don't have a tail
T: Daddy have pen!s.
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Brandon and M were talking about Evel Knievel


M talked about all the things he is going to jump on his motorcycle one day;  dump trucks, trees, houses.
M: I have a special button on my motorcycle that makes me go really high.  I jumped half way up to the sky and Jesus grabbed my motorcycle and took me all the way up.
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Sometimes you have no idea the context of a quote...  I am quite sure this is a butchered song lyric.  Can anyone name the mystery song?  I know that the word baptist does not appear in the actual song.  I am guessing it is something about a battle is won.

M: The baptist war of one

And another mystery...

T: Belou Belou Belou Belou
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M loves is Classical Conversations CD's and their songs.

Me: What is the panda's name?
M: Lincoln's War between the States
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Apparently I do read a lot online about healing and health...

M: I read online that if you put a carrot on you, you will be fine in one minute (pauses) it really works.

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T sure has grown in her speech since April.  Here is a quote from here from 4/13/14.  She was saying good-bye to our neighbor dogs.
T: Bye, dog, two, dog

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This is another older one from M from April.  It is so good and I hope we remember to share it in a wedding reception in the future.

M: How come I can't kiss on the lips?
Me: Because husbands and wives kiss on the lips.  Some day you can kiss your wife on the lips.
M: Oh good.  I am going to do it all day and all night.  I am not going to eat supper or lunch or breakfast or even sleep.  Just, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss! 

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M: Dad, do you think you're ever going to turn into a chicken?
Brandon: No, Why?
M: Because then you would be a Daddy chicken.

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From last Spring... always kind of guessed this is how M felt haha.

Me: How old are you T?
T: I two.  Jee-Jee (Jesus) two
M: No, I'm five.
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M: Today is October 1th
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T often gets the general name of something but then turns the words slightly.

T: I play with funny putty (silly putty)
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Sometimes your kids say things that make you pause and wonder...

T: I like hotdog in my bun.  All my neighbors love lick me.
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M: Sometimes I fly so fast I am kind of like a cow.
Brandon: Are cows fast?
M: yes! 
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This summer these were some of T's favorite things to say:
"Can't have dairy, sorry."  (She was trying to be mean to her brother.  The irony, she can't have dairy either.)
"Chip-ez" (chips)
"Treat-ez" (treats)
"M just said..." (and repeat what M just said that we all heard)
"Can I...?"
"Kep-itch" (Ketchup)
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From last winter:
M: I wish I was a group of children.
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Culture is overrated for M
M: I don't like Mr. Robs.  Is she is girl?  (Getting frustrated listening to the soundtrack from LesMis)
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Deep thoughts...
M: Did Jesus have gas?
Me: Yes, He was fully man.
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An interesting report from school.
M: I read about book about astronauts.  They don't have gravel so they float around.
Me: Actually, that is called gravity.
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M: Can you get the wax out from between my toes
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M: Can I have some wrench?
Me: What?
M: You know that stuff we had with Grandma Kathy
Me: You mean sausage?
M: Yes.
M went on to call sausage wrench for some time... actually he still does.
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Talking about Chapstick...

T: This sticks, this chap's stick?

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T: portilla (totilla)
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A great excuse not to eat your tamale casserole

T: I can't eat this casserole
Me: Why?
T: It's sleeping.
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T got some Flarp at iGnite.  She loves it but it confuses her.
T: This my potty chair  (It is called putty and sounds like gas so it makes sense)
T: It's going all by itself (It slides into the container)
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An old one from T who noticed that the TV was turned off.  My kids think it's main purpose is football games.

T: (pointing to the TV) TV... football... football... over?
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T: I sing with microwave
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T somehow dropped her gummy vitamin on the ground... and stepped on it.

T: Oh no!  Mines foot. (gets down and looks at foot and ground) It's dead!
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It looks like "smooth" might be a word we need to explain.

M: Are my legs smooth?
Me: Yes
M: But Tehila's are smooth too.
Me: Yes
M: Juice is smooth too!
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Whenever T wants us to watch her do something, like seriously anything she is doing she says...
T: Watch this funny video.
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When biking this summer M and T and Brandon nicknamed a bridge "thunder bridge" because it sounds like thunder when they go across it.   So, during a thunder storm T says,

T: I scared thunder bridge
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Every night T has a routine she goes through with Brandon after I hug her.  It is pretty much the same every night.
T: I scared
B: What are you scared of?
T: Man
B: Our doors are locked and we will protect you.
T: And God protect me, and angels protect me, and M protect me, and mommy protect me.
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While riding in a car with Brandon...
T: Daddy are you guy?
B: Yes
T: Is Mommy angel?
B: Yes (actually I am not sure if he said yes, but I assume he did)
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T is still learning about time and has two words that she uses to describe the past and the present. 
T: I want a band-aid Today (today means NOW)
T: Member when I fell last night (last night could be 2 months ago)
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Brandon love to get Culver's concrete mixers.  He gets chocolate custard with butterfingers and peanut butter cups on top.  
T: Are you eating a concrete finger?

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