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This one shows that our son knows about the ancient world of VHS...
M: Can we rewind?
Me: No, it's live TV (some sport he wanted to watch again)
M: It's alive? Is it real people?
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T recently had a tummy bug. She was talking to Grandma Kathy and I told her to tell about the morning. I guess it does sort of describe what happened. She also said that she coughed.
T: I spilled.
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Funny Lyrics:
M: Born the king of mangers (From O Come All Ye Faithful)
M: Brown young virgin (From Silent Night)
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The kids got a Daniel Tiger book for Christmas. Mr. Roger's photo is on the back.
Brandon: Do you know who Mr. Rogers is?
M: Is he a football player?
T: (points to Mr. Rogers) Is this Aaron Rodgers?
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Me: Do you want a bib on?
T: Yeah, else I get old? (yes, she asked it as a question)
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We went to a local football game with the kids.
M: Where is the blooper that flies over football games?
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T: moose have tail?
Brandon: Yep.
T: Just like me?
Brandon: No, you don't have a tail
T: Daddy have pen!s.
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Brandon and M were talking about Evel Knievel
M talked about all the things he is going to jump on his motorcycle one day; dump trucks, trees, houses.
M: I have a special button on my motorcycle that makes me go really high. I jumped half way up to the sky and Jesus grabbed my motorcycle and took me all the way up.
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Sometimes you have no idea the context of a quote... I am quite sure this is a butchered song lyric. Can anyone name the mystery song? I know that the word baptist does not appear in the actual song. I am guessing it is something about a battle is won.
M: The baptist war of one
And another mystery...
T: Belou Belou Belou Belou
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M loves is Classical Conversations CD's and their songs.
Me: What is the panda's name?
M: Lincoln's War between the States
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Apparently I do read a lot online about healing and health...
M: I read online that if you put a carrot on you, you will be fine in one minute (pauses) it really works.
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T sure has grown in her speech since April. Here is a quote from here from 4/13/14. She was saying good-bye to our neighbor dogs.
T: Bye, dog, two, dog
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This is another older one from M from April. It is so good and I hope we remember to share it in a wedding reception in the future.
M: How come I can't kiss on the lips?
Me: Because husbands and wives kiss on the lips. Some day you can kiss your wife on the lips.
M: Oh good. I am going to do it all day and all night. I am not going to eat supper or lunch or breakfast or even sleep. Just, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss!
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M: Dad, do you think you're ever going to turn into a chicken?
Brandon: No, Why?
M: Because then you would be a Daddy chicken.
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From last Spring... always kind of guessed this is how M felt haha.
Me: How old are you T?
T: I two. Jee-Jee (Jesus) two
M: No, I'm five.
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M: Today is October 1th
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T often gets the general name of something but then turns the words slightly.
T: I play with funny putty (silly putty)
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Sometimes your kids say things that make you pause and wonder...
T: I like hotdog in my bun. All my neighbors love lick me.
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M: Sometimes I fly so fast I am kind of like a cow.
Brandon: Are cows fast?
M: yes!
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This summer these were some of T's favorite things to say:
"Can't have dairy, sorry." (She was trying to be mean to her brother. The irony, she can't have dairy either.)
"Chip-ez" (chips)
"Treat-ez" (treats)
"M just said..." (and repeat what M just said that we all heard)
"Can I...?"
"Kep-itch" (Ketchup)
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From last winter:
M: I wish I was a group of children.
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Culture is overrated for M
M: I don't like Mr. Robs. Is she is girl? (Getting frustrated listening to the soundtrack from LesMis)
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Deep thoughts...
M: Did Jesus have gas?
Me: Yes, He was fully man.
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An interesting report from school.
M: I read about book about astronauts. They don't have gravel so they float around.
Me: Actually, that is called gravity.
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M: Can you get the wax out from between my toes
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M: Can I have some wrench?
Me: What?
M: You know that stuff we had with Grandma Kathy
Me: You mean sausage?
M: Yes.
M went on to call sausage wrench for some time... actually he still does.
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Talking about Chapstick...
T: This sticks, this chap's stick?
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T: portilla (totilla)
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A great excuse not to eat your tamale casserole
T: I can't eat this casserole
Me: Why?
T: It's sleeping.
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T got some Flarp at iGnite. She loves it but it confuses her.
T: This my potty chair (It is called putty and sounds like gas so it makes sense)
T: It's going all by itself (It slides into the container)
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An old one from T who noticed that the TV was turned off. My kids think it's main purpose is football games.
T: (pointing to the TV) TV... football... football... over?
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T: I sing with microwave
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T somehow dropped her gummy vitamin on the ground... and stepped on it.
T: Oh no! Mines foot. (gets down and looks at foot and ground) It's dead!
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It looks like "smooth" might be a word we need to explain.
M: Are my legs smooth?
Me: Yes
M: But Tehila's are smooth too.
Me: Yes
M: Juice is smooth too!
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Whenever T wants us to watch her do something, like seriously anything she is doing she says...
T: Watch this funny video.
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When biking this summer M and T and Brandon nicknamed a bridge "thunder bridge" because it sounds like thunder when they go across it. So, during a thunder storm T says,
T: I scared thunder bridge
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Every night T has a routine she goes through with Brandon after I hug her. It is pretty much the same every night.
T: I scared
B: What are you scared of?
T: Man
B: Our doors are locked and we will protect you.
T: And God protect me, and angels protect me, and M protect me, and mommy protect me.
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While riding in a car with Brandon...
T: Daddy are you guy?
B: Yes
T: Is Mommy angel?
B: Yes (actually I am not sure if he said yes, but I assume he did)
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T is still learning about time and has two words that she uses to describe the past and the present.
T: I want a band-aid Today (today means NOW)
T: Member when I fell last night (last night could be 2 months ago)
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Brandon love to get Culver's concrete mixers. He gets chocolate custard with butterfingers and peanut butter cups on top.
T: Are you eating a concrete finger?
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