The last "Say What?" post was only a couple of months ago, but the post it notes are adding up so I decided it was time for another funny post. It is a foggy/rainy day here. Hopefully this post will bring a smile to your face on a gloomy day!
I breaks my heart a little bit that I only have one M quote this time. He is getting older.
M: I am an empire (umpire).
At Christmas time T loved to say...
T: Stop that or you will get a lump of cold.
I breaks my heart a little bit that I only have one M quote this time. He is getting older.
M: I am an empire (umpire).
At Christmas time T loved to say...
T: Stop that or you will get a lump of cold.
T: I’m quick as a squeak.
T: I’m glad I’m wearing a hat because I have little blood
things and the heat could make them cold.
T to Brandon: You can be a teenager (in the game the were
playing) because you are thirty-and-a half.
T: We’re playing “Funky in the middle.” (maybe a variation of Monkey in the middle)
T has been really in to comparing things she loves to her lack of love for Satan. Yes, it is a bit bizarre.
B: I love you
T: I love you too. I
love you more than Satan.
B: Oh. Thanks.
T: I love God most of all.
B: That’s good
T: I love you more than a zillion suns
B: A zillion suns?
T: Yep.
T: It is good that we love God and Santa, not Satan.
T: (about Satan) “Yeah, he’s stub-er-an” (Stubborn is the meanest swear word there is
according to T.)
T while writing her entire alphabet for the first time:
So there are two N’s right? W-X-Y-N-Z. (I died laughing)
So there are two N’s right? W-X-Y-N-Z. (I died laughing)
T (talking about her Microtia ear): It’s a baby ear, like
little Jesus.
T: Have you ever seen a two-eyed monster?
Me: I don’t think I have ever seen any monster.
T: Well I’ve seen a two-eyed monster. He had six eyes.
T: Remember a long time ago when we saw a stray cat?
Me: I’m not sure.
T: Well when I get big I am going to have a cat named “Stray”
because nobody names their cat Stray.
T: At S’s house there was a wood tick that drank our blood,
even God’s blood.
Me: I didn’t know God had blood.
T: Blood in a cup.
Me: Like communion?
T: Yeah.
T: I want Chemo for supper (Kima)
T: I have a hot heart.
Me: What?
T: My heart is a machine.
Me: What does it do?
T: It changes food into poo and pee.
T (after hearing others talk about the Blue Angels): What
are the Blue Angels? (pause) Are they blue? (pause) Oh, are they Away in a
Manger?
T: I want “Grilled Munch” for breakfast. (Gorilla Munch cereal)
T was telling us about how surprised she was to see M after
her nap. T: I thought it was Jesus, but
it was M.